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chipsandbeermag:

Ever wonder what the back of your Teitanblood shirt says?

This old Arab dude chased me across the parking lot as I was coming out of Vienna Music Exchange today. “Sir! Sir! Yes! You speak Arabic?”“Uh, no…”“Your shirt, it is Arabic yes. On back what it says?”“Oh. No idea.”“Hahahaha,” he spins his finger in the air to tell me to turn around. “I read for you.”“HAHAHA” he turns to another old man who is across the parking lot watching us, hollers to him, “YOUR EYE IN MY ASS HAHAAA”“It says YOUR EYE IN MY ASS, it is when you see a rich man and you say YOU HAVE A NICE CAR and he say to you YOUR EYE IN MY ASS”
- Beaver

Illustration by Beaver

chipsandbeermag:

Ever wonder what the back of your Teitanblood shirt says?

This old Arab dude chased me across the parking lot as I was coming out of Vienna Music Exchange today.

“Sir! Sir! Yes! You speak Arabic?”

“Uh, no…”

“Your shirt, it is Arabic yes. On back what it says?”

“Oh. No idea.”

“Hahahaha,” he spins his finger in the air to tell me to turn around. “I read for you.”

“HAHAHA” he turns to another old man who is across the parking lot watching us, hollers to him, “YOUR EYE IN MY ASS HAHAAA”

“It says YOUR EYE IN MY ASS, it is when you see a rich man and you say YOU HAVE A NICE CAR and he say to you YOUR EYE IN MY ASS”

- Beaver

Illustration by Beaver


Cover for Chips & Beer #3 by Beaver

Cover for Chips & Beer #3 by Beaver

(Source: feedtheflies)

Chips & Beer The Magazine #3

feedtheflies:

COMING MAY 2012, Chips & Beer The Magazine #3 

Interviews w/:

ARES KINGDOM
CAULDRON BLACK RAM (w/ artwork by PUTRID)
CHRIS BLACK (HIGH SPIRITS/SUPERCHRIST, etc)
KRYPTS
SWALLOWED
WEAPON

MASSIVE feature on NEW YORK CITY STREET METAL, interviews with:

JAY JAY FRENCH…

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Joe Spinell: Times Square, 1975

Joe Spinell: Times Square, 1975

Maniac

Maniac

Filthiest show in town.

Filthiest show in town.

Chips And Beer Magazine #2: I know she’s in control of your brain.

Chips And Beer Magazine #2: I know she’s in control of your brain.

Humpty Dumpty (assassination of Fung Jing Toy, unfinished)

Humpty Dumpty (assassination of Fung Jing Toy, unfinished)

feedtheflies:

OH SHI…

feedtheflies:

OH SHI…

The Clouds Know.