Ever wonder what the back of your Teitanblood shirt says?
This old Arab dude chased me across the parking lot as I was coming out of Vienna Music Exchange today.
“Sir! Sir! Yes! You speak Arabic?”
“Uh, no…”
“Your shirt, it is Arabic yes. On back what it says?”
“Oh. No idea.”
“Hahahaha,” he spins his finger in the air to tell me to turn around. “I read for you.”
“HAHAHA” he turns to another old man who is across the parking lot watching us, hollers to him, “YOUR EYE IN MY ASS HAHAAA”
“It says YOUR EYE IN MY ASS, it is when you see a rich man and you say YOU HAVE A NICE CAR and he say to you YOUR EYE IN MY ASS”- Beaver
Illustration by Beaver




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